29 Funny nora ephron quotes about life and love yourtango world market futures live


There’s a scene in When Harry Met Sally… when Meg Ryan’s Sally alerts Billy Crystal’s Harry to the fact that orgasms are easily faked, then proceeds to demonstrate in a table-pounding manner to an entire deli.

A woman at the next table says, perfectly, "I’ll have what she’s having." Everyone knows that line as a Nora Ephron bon mot 1 usd to zmk. The ones that don’t, well.. futures markets today. I don’t want what they’re having, most likely.

If you don’t know, Ephron was the wicked pen behind When Harry Met Sally…, Sleepless in Seattle and You’ve Got Mail, among others, the kind of romantic comedies that make people wish romantic comedies were still a thing.

The former journalist also penned an autobiographical must-read novel, Heartburn, about her divorce from Carl Bernstein — yes, one half of the Woodward and Bernstein Watergate reporting team.

Beyond her films, her wit survives her in several essay collections as well, all of which should be required reading for anyone with a brain. (Pardon the editorializing.)

And let me just say, while a sandwich that sets off my pleasure centers sounds wonderful, and I’ll take two or three right now, what I’d really like to have is Ephron’s way of saying the exact right thing, in the exact right way, at the exact right time.

10. "What I love about cooking is that after a hard day, there is something comforting about the fact that if you melt butter and add flour and then hot stock, it will get thick! It’s a sure thing! It’s sure thing in a world where nothing is sure; it has a mathematical certainty in a world where those of us who long for some kind of certainty are forced to settle for crossword puzzles."

12. "Beware of men who cry convert malawi kwacha to usd. It’s true that men who cry are sensitive to and in touch with feelings, but the only feelings they tend to be sensitive to and in touch with are their own.”

13. " When you’re attracted to someone, it just means that your subconscious is attracted to their subconscious, subconsciously usd gbp exchange rate. So what we think of as fate is just two neuroses knowing that they are a perfect match."

16. “Sometimes I believe that love dies but hope springs eternal usa today newspaper. Sometimes I believe that hope dies but love springs eternal us dollar rate today in india. Sometimes I believe that sex plus guilt equals love, and sometimes I believe that sex plus guilt equals good sex exchange rate uk to us dollar. Sometimes I believe that love is as natural as the tides, and sometimes I believe that love is an act of will us canadian dollar exchange rate. Sometimes I believe that some people are better at love than others, and sometimes I believe that everyone is faking it world stock markets cnnmoney. Sometimes I believe that love is essential, and sometimes I believe that only reason love is essential is that otherwise you spend all your time looking for it."

17. "I am continually fascinated at the difficulty intelligent people have in distinguishing what is controversial from what is merely offensive." (from the essay, "Barney Collier’s Book")

19. "What happens to me when I’m provoked is that I get tongue-tied and my mind goes blank. Then I spend all night tossing and turning trying to figure out what I should have said."

20. "So many of the conscious and unconscious ways men and women treat each other have to do with romantic and sexual fantasies that are deeply ingrained not just in society but in literature. The women’s movement may manage to clean up the mess in society, but I don’t know if it can clean up the mess in our minds."

24. "I highly recommend having Meryl Streep play you. If your husband is cheating on you with a carhop, get Meryl to play you. You will feel much better.”

27. "I can make a case that I regret nothing what is futures and options in stock market with examples. After all, most of my mistakes turned out to be things I survived, or turned into funny stories, or, on occasion, even made money from.”

If you’re searching for the best quotes and memes to share with the people you love (or just want to feel inspired yourself) … look no further! From the sweetest love quotes, inspirational sayings, and hilarious relationship truths, we’ve got you covered.

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